[[**Note: if at the end of a pick up line, which are separated by ** whitney, ann marie, and i will put whether its a fave(: it has to be a fave of at least two of us! the sign is [**] or [***]. the *** means we LOVE it!]]

**Do you have a quarter? i told my ex that i would call them when i found someone better. [***]    **i lost my teddy bear. will you sleep with me?    **i may not be able to grant your wishes, but i can make your dreams come true    **boy did they just take you out of the oven? because d*mn your hot! [***]    **i read palms, it says you’re going to call me soon    **baby, you’re so sweet you put hershey’s out of business! [***]    **can i have directions? [to where?] your heart    **can i have a bandaid? i skinned my knees when i fell for you [***]    **do you have the time? [gives time] no the time to get my number [**]    **did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?     **kiss me if i’m wrong, but isn’t your name john/sally? [pick gender :D] [***]    **excuse me miss, but i think you dropped something over there. [where?] over there! [over where?] there [what did i drop?] my jaw! [***]    **hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but i’m asking for one     **i’m feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on? [***]    **if a star fell from the sky everytime i thought about you, then the sky would be empty    **if you gave me a penny for my thoughts, i would only have one penny because i only think of one thing, and thats you [**]    **you look like my third wife/husband. them: how many wives/husbands have you had? you: 2    **baby your sexier than socks on a rooster [[ok I like this one, but the other girls don't ha.]]    **you know what you remind me of? [what?] lucky charms! [why?] because you’re magically delicious! [**]     **how much does a polar bear weigh? [i don't know, how much?] enough to break the ice, hi my name is _____. [***]     **your body is a wonderland, can i be alice?     **can i see your hand? [draw river and a bunny on one side and say you cant get to the other side cuz he will go glub glub glub] other person:what was the point of that? you:i wanted an excuse to hold your hand [**]    **i thought about introducing you to my sister, but i’m not that generous. [**]    **i was so enchanted by your beauty that i ran into that wall over there so i am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. [***]

this is one is pretty funny. . . use with caution!

girl, after looking at you i could gouge my eyes out! [girl will be in definite state of shock/hurt/p-o-edness] [[please add on this part rather soon]] because then i know i could die knowing that the last thing i saw was the most beautiful thing on earth.

once again, use pickup lines with caution haha. these are cute and funny, but you never know how someone will react.

WE love these. they so funny xD

anywayss. . . if you use some, tell us how it went! we would love to hear y’alls stories!

good luck, and lots of love<3

paigeoliviaa, whitneyy, && annMarie(:

we’ve all done it

did it, do it, whatever.

we’ve all said something mean [okay, really mean] behind someone elses back for an unneccessary amount of time. we’re human, people tick us off, can’t help that right?

what about the people who didn’t do anything? you know the ones. . . you never talk to them, don’t know a thing about them except for the basic info that everyone else knows, they don’t do anything to you, and you still talk trash about them because you are either a) jealous, b) pathetic, or c) just a mean person. [okay, maybe b) is a little mean but cmon. . . don't deny the truth when it speaks to you] or maybe you do know them, but you don’t really know them. . . get what i’m saying?

i personally, as most of my blogs are of the “personal opinion” persuasion, try my hardest to not talk trash. especially about the aforementioned person that i do not know very well. if i do happen to know you, and i do not care for you, yea a mean word slips very easy. . . but i try to contain it, i really do. i gain nothing from being mean, and neither do you, so why do it? just harshh.

those people, the unknown ones, are just that. . . unknown. you don’t know their life. you talking trash could really hurt them. on the other hand, it could not affect them at all. either way, you don’t know. what if they heard what you said? if it got back around. . . what would they do? would they shrug it off? say, “oh they’re just jealous” [or mean, or pathetic] and go on about the day? or maybe they would take it personal. maybe they would be really upset. and confused. maybe they would beat themself up because they don’t know what would cause you to say such a thing. there are endless possibilities to the many reactions of your talking.

you never know for sure what could happen though.

which is why i don’t do it. i’ll admit i have, yes, but i try really hard not to. honest. no bs on this blog site. i’m 100% legit and you know it.

so trash talkers, feeling a little uneasy? thinking about what your victims are thinking about? what they, and others, think about you?

you should.

you should feel guilty, and you should want to apologize. you probably don’t, but hey. . . free world. do what you like. but that doesn’t mean you should purposely do the wrong thing.

next time, think about what you’re saying. did they deserve it? are you being truthful? answer honestly. . . as a friend once told me, the worse thing to do is cheat yourself. so be honest. . . and then speak

something to deal with(: have fun

paigeoliviaa(:

[p.s. <3 you whitney(; hehe]

you guys are totally awesome for being my two faithful commenters! Y’all are the best

and i think everyone should know xD

i love you!

<3 – paigeoliviaa

this is completely annoying.

do they think that people actually care? do they think that their relationships are that important to other people???? because newsflash annoying people: NO ONE CARES WHO YOU’RE GOING OUT WITH [unless of course someone else likes one of the annoying people. . . then they would care. but like ok seriously? why keep it a secret anyways?]

and no please don’t think i’m talking about players or sluts or whoever else. i’m talking about those “normal” but rather stuck up people [usually girls. . . i actually don't know a guy [[who isn't a player]] that hides his relationship from others. . .] who are dating someone, but will not admit it. period. they aren’t dating anyone else, they just won’t tell about the only relationship they do have.

for what reason? if you’re one of these ”APIRs” [Annoying People In Relationships] please enlighten me. . . whyyy????? i just DO NOT understand whatsoever! is there someone else? or are you embarrassed by the person your dating? [*gasp on that one. . . didn't think of that one till now! haha] what in a baby panda’s mother’s names is your deal??

if you are not a APIR. . . aren’t you annoyed by this? maybe it’s just me. . . i would be weird in that way, but it just doesn’t make sense. [also i cannot stand the girls at school who do that. . . maybe i'm being biased. maybe i should give an APIR a chance. . . although if a guy was like "shhh! don't tell anyone we're dating!" i would be rather ticked.]

ugh. . . i’m very worked up by this. . . i must leave you with that.

thanks for input in advance(:

</3 – paigeoliviaa

so anyways, how many of you have heard about the 10 year old that wont say the pledge?

when i was 10, if i refused to say the pledge i wouldve been called a communist bleepity bleep bleep. [inappropriate language for a teenage girl] and now, this boy is being called a hero by some! how in all things holy does that work?!?

his reason for not saying it, was that he wasnt going to pledge to something that wasnt true. he said that “for liberty and justice for all” is a false statement because lesbians and gays cannot marry which is not freedom or justice. he 10. why does he care about gays and lesbians??? he is by no means old enough to even think about marriage or relationships, so its not like hes gay.

what really kills me is that i havent heard any questions about if he came up with this himself, or if someone fed it to him. he claims that when the teacher told him to stand and say the pledge [or asked him why he wasnt or something along that sort] he stood up “with a solemn expression and said with slight malice in my voice” that she could jump off a bridge.

give me a 10 year old that knows what the words “solemn” and “malice” mean and ill believe he could have possibly come up with this himself. otherwise im going to go on believing some flamin liberal parent fed it to him. that they planted it in his head and told him to stop saying the pledge and gave him a reason for when he was questioned.

no kid gives a flying flip about politics. . . much less analyzes the pledge! i think that someone should be looking into this. we will go investigate a kid in a balloon, but when some kid is straight up refusing to say the pledge, its ok? he gets interviews with some of the most famous newscasters??

if so, im refusing to do the same. . . i wanna meet bill o’reilly and glenn beck.

somethin to think about

paigeoliviaa

girls, what is with the weight obsession? where did “average” go? it seems like nowadays your either skinny or fat. there isnt an inbetween!

i personally dont appreciate this because a lot of my friends, i wouldnt consider them skinny. but they are definitely in no way fat. so im curious. . . when did “normal” and “average” or “just right” go away?

i think we need to bring it back personally. every girl is beautiful and we dont need a number to tell us.

so please rise up against this silly fad thats going on. be beautiful by bein yourself!

till next time,

paigeoliviaa

you see, these two guys [one whom i dated and the other who was a friend], made me believe they cared. that i was important to them. i thought we were good friends.

and then tonight, i txt the ex and the friend txts me back and cusses me out. then i find out that the ex doesnt want to be friends.

i dont understand. i didn’t do anything to them. i nvr wronged them. i nvr said anything. i was always nice. i love those two so much. theyre awesome guys.

why would someone do such a thing?

you see, i try to be friends with everyone. i want everyone to be friends and to get along and all that good stuff. and when i disagree with someone, that’s it and i move on. i don’t stop being friends or cuss at them. i just say oh ok and go on.

so i don’t understand how some people could be so heartless.

and if your a person who would do something like those two, let me tell you. it’s not funny. it’s not cool. it doesn’t make you tough. it makes you a jackass [sorry for the obscene language. im rather upset right now] and it makes you mean. and eventually people are going to see it and not appreciate you and leave you and everyone you stepped on will be happy.

just saying.

please guys, think before your mean. you don’t know how it affects the person. [go read th1rteen r3asons why. [13 reasons why] it really shows you that your actions do matter]

paigeoliviaa

im a hopeless romantic. im not going to lie about it. i read those cheesy stupid never-going-to-happen-to-anyone-in-real-life books that are how boy and girl meet and they love each other but through a series of rather unfortunate events, they get separated or one doesnt realize it or whatever, but then in the end they find each other and realize, “hey this is my soulmate. my other half. my love” i dont know why i read these stupid books because they just do one of two things

* they make me think that hey! he’s going to realize that im the one for him. itll just take awhile! just like the story [which is not good for me to see.]

or

* they make me realize how pathetic i am for reading them and then hoping they come true and on top of that, make me realize i dont have that person!

not to scare anyone off, because im not going to like go marry you as soon as i date you, but i really wanna find that person im supposed to spend the rest of my life with. i want him now. i want to skip the heartbreak and the looking. i wanna find him and have him and start making the memories now. like i said, just because i date you doesnt mean i wanna run off and get married.  i want to have this special connection. so dont get excited

guys these days though [and no offense guys. hey maybe this'll help you realize how girls see yalls actions] just lie. a lot. not all guys. but most guys. and those guys ruin it for the good guys because we dont believe them! i have heard so many lines over and over. . . its sickening to be honest. i want an honest guy. [of course i still want some cheesy lines. but lyin about stupid crap is no bueno with me!] its crazy how some guys honestly think they can get out of a lot of stuff. its like, “dude seriously? dont even try” but yall keep goin, diggin a big ol hole for yallself.

i just want that guy who i going to wrap me up in his arms, hold me close, whisper in my ear sweet things, kiss me with passion and make me laugh.

you can do that, im hooked.

`sigh` needed to get that out :)

thanks for reading

paigeoliviaa

but if you have, youll know what im talkin about.

isnt buddy the sweetest, kindest, most loving person ever? he trusts all and is nice to everyone.

shouldnt real people be like that?

but we, like the people in the movie, reject those llike that. which is such a shame!

everyone should be a little nicer, a little sweeter, a little more honest and a little more trusting. dontcha think??

just thought i would share :) lol.

now my fave quotes!

You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa.
First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.
[on seeing a sign saying "World's Best Cup of Coffee" ]                                          You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.
“I’m sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.”

thought i would share my fave movie!

have a merry ramahamakwanzmas!

paigeoliviaa

in the highschool world, it means being nice to everyone, drama free,  having all the friends, wonderful grades, in every extra curricular activity humanly possible,  having the social life, all while looking absolutely amazing.

good Lord the Almighty. who can do that?

and yet, while many of us know the impossible, we try to do it still. some of us say that there is no such thing as impossible [for these people go slam a revolving door. tell me how it works please.] and go for it. others just want that. want to be perfect. be called that. and then some just like to do the impossible. just to look at the people who said they couldnt and go “HA!”

me, im the last one. i just want to prove people wrong. judge me and ill show you. challenge me, ill win. i just love that feeling of accomplishing something others didnt even think about attempting.

but i pay a price for my imperfect “perfection”. lately i have been ssssoooo tired and i have no time for normal fun things [like naps! haha] social life? ive kinda forgotten what a real one is.  i mean i have one, but its like the upgraded pckg. [as in bare minimum, upgraded, super, deluxe, almighty life]

im happy with what i have. please dont get me wrong. i love my life.

but is it worth it? a lot of people complain about not doing anything, but im busy all the time and i love down time.

are you “perfect”? how has it affected you?? is the world to focused on being perfect?

just somethin to think about :)

paigeoliviaa